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Saturday, February 17th, 2007
9:47 pm	girlfriend versus girl friends girls ---- possibility of sex with many different hot girls. experiencing lots of different people, positions, smells and tastes and possibly diseases girlfriends ---- someone who cares about me likes me for me Please amend and append this list from your perspective. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 7th, 2006
12:26 am	GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS Alright 1. the 前のかのじょ 2.the Hottie 3. The crazy... funny, cute, silly hotel tenant all 24 years. hm. so many women so little time. maybe i can hottie it up... while warming the hotel tenant pot... errrrrr. Yagh. Gotta choose my classes tonight. Gotta... yeah.... gotta make a list of the stuff i gotta do. Hope the leg's okay, gonna check it tomorrow. Ah! benji's paper, okay list time...がんばれ、がんばれね。 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
6:40 pm	I LOVE SPLEEEEENNN LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THANK YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU =* =*=* =*=*=* =*=* =*
Sunday, July 10th, 2005
11:54 am	My German Airport Memories Angsty German midteen blonde girl, to her parents: "GERMAN german german german german FUCKING german german german!!!" (With a german accent of course, and "german"s replaced with various words in german) Current Music: John Mayer Live - 3x5 (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 9th, 2005
4:32 pm	England'd!!!!!.....Day 2! (don't worry, this title won't keep up,( as I'm sure my log won't)) SO. I'll skip my first day in England and flight to. Let's just sum it up and say: TastyplanefoodsittingnexttotallguyigotsomesleepandtransferredflightsinGermany,thatwascool.Lotsofdrivingtil'YorkandIdidn'tdiewhoo! Today I woke up 12 hours after I went to bed (with the help of melatonin and a recent lack of sleep), at two in the afternoon, England time. Dad and I decided to go to "Mother Shipton's Cave" after a convenience store brunch. This "Cave" attraction began with a nice walk down a very reasonably temperatured, shady dirt avenue of Beech trees and forest along the pretty river Nidd. Then, we arrived at the spring, which had water so filled with minerals that it was thought to be "magical" 400 years ago, because it petrified the things that lay in it. Not INSTANTLY, but still. The gift shop sells petrified teddy bears from about £15 to £50 (30 to 100 U.S. dollars), which take about 3 months to fully petrify. COOL. Many different items are strung beneath where the spring cascades down a 15 or so foot drop, to be eventually petrified and put on display in the gift shop/museum along with items such as a shoe belonging to Queen Mary (in the roaring 20's!), A hat previously belonging to John Wayne, etc. Neat. Next was the little cave itself. Not so amazing. The story of "Mother Shipton" (Neither a mother, nor a ton of ship.)- a little less not so amazingish. She was born in the cave, disfigured and ugly, and apparently had great powers of prediction. Interesting, anyhow. Nice story if nothing else. Then there was the obligatory wishing well. We Walked back, walked through town a little. Beautiful locomotive viaduct of stone, going up about... five or so stories above the river Nidd that passes by Mother Shipton's. I started whistling Belle (she really is a funny girl, that belle!) from Beauty and the Beast for some reason. Just kind of reminded me from something out of a movie set in that era. Walked around some castle ruins (lots of that in England. Awesome, in the literal sense of the word). -Intermission- Hey, don't you love how when you drink a bunch of liquid and you're laying down, if you jiggle your tummy you can hear it go "slish slosh bloop bloop"? Anyhow, after Knaresborough (town featuring attraction) I was starving. Drove scenic route back to York (my residence for next 3 weeks!) and decided upon a good thai restaurant! I made mention of the "waiter/waitress wanted" type-sign on the door to my dad. After a scrumptious meal with not-so-great service, my dad helped me get a job there for the next three weeks =). Wow. That was awesome. Lol, the owner is a pretty thai woman, Thida actually. Smart, good sense of humor, cute, very friendly. Pretty. Lol, but anyway that's not the point. *CoughI'ddohereventhoughshe'sprobablylikeinher30'sor40'sCough* 'Scuse me. Basically I told my dad I would probably like working there, and he helped me talk to the lady about my situation and my interest in the job, and she eventually said yep! SOOOO exciting!!! I have to memorize about 60 or so entries of menu @.@...but that's the hard part for me =). *sigh* I've gotta memorize the menu by Friday. I'm getting nervous just thinking about it!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO! Then my dad took me to a pub to celebrate. *Cough*. I felt poopy after that, but it was fun and nice. 'Sides, that was probably in combination with the fact that I'm/was tired. Yay! and now back here (dad's place). EXCITING!!!!! THRILLING!!! BONE CHILLING- Or at least body temperature-lowering, because of the alcohol. For pretty pics and more info: Mother Shipton's Cave - The OFFICIAL Website Current Mood: anxious Current Music: (Among others:)Creed - My Sacrafice (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 8th, 2005
5:28 pm	York (not the New one) ENGLAND'D!!!!!!! Current Mood: calm Current Music: Jamie Cullum - High and Dry (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 25th, 2005
3:05 am	mmm... Hey... I was talking to my friend earlier...and the subject of faults came up...or... I brought it up, heh... and I was wondering: If you have a spare moment, would you please comment with one thing that I do that bothers you (or anyone else for that matter) accompanied by one thing I do that makes you smile? It would mean oodles and gobs....and...alot to me =). Thanks guys! JW P.S. Feel free to comment anonymousey. *EDIT* P.P.S. If you'd like me to do the same for you, I'd be more than happy to, just let me know by what means (aim, email, in person, reply to post, etc.). =) Current Mood: drained Current Music: Idioteque - Radiohead (18 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 21st, 2005
1:54 pm	=-O! LOS ANGELES'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: accomplished (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
11:10 am	Oh! Originally, I was averse to using this journal as an outlet for my troubles and complaints, because I didn't want people to think I was searching for attention, or a whiny bitch. I now realize the error of my ways. Here's my reasoning: 1. This is a j-o-u-r-n-a-l. Whining, bitching, complaining, emo'ing it up, or however you spell it out, -- that's one of the things a journal is good for! 2. Why should I care that other people are turned off by my relieving of tension?! If it makes me feel good, and does not make another as such they are simply to NOT READ it. 3. I'm in the process of -- no, I just realized that my caring what everyone else thinks is hurting me, more than it is helping. 4. There's no one over here to talk to!! Don't worry though, it'll mostly be lj-cut. I feel better already! Thanks Aloe, for talking this morning. Stay the clowns. - lovingly, me Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: Jonatha Brooke - Fire And Rain (22 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
2:02 pm	Hmmm... To You: Why do you still come back to this and read me? Woo.I wish happy times, to you all. I bought some new jeans. Wanted new shirts too; cool shirts. Small size. Anyone know where I can get like...10 dollar or 15 dollar shirts that are really cool? Much appreciate any help that can be given. Hope everyone's new year celebration activities were cooler than going to Family Fun to a broken In The Groove machine! (mine was, had fun times prior to and after the fact, so it wasn't all bad). Going back to other home in Errvine on TUESDAY. *sigh* EDIT: Originally thought I was going home on Wednesday But, on a lighter note: :) -Jonnie Current Mood: blank Current Music: Jonatha Brooke - No Net Below (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 27th, 2004
1:28 am	Emo Written Recently December 23, 2004 12:53 am Hey. Jason’s got his . Best surprise in a long while. Long. In case you’re lost, I’m in Lake Tahoe, bordering on Nevada. Motel 8. Sounds bad, but it’s just basic. Not dilapidated; 2 room, 2 tv, Adult Swim, a couch to sleep on ( I lost the sleeping arrangement lottery.) Sweet. So the surprise was that we came to see our cousins, uncles, aunt, etc; My dad’s brothers and such. So cool. They are all such good people. Raised to be such good people. Not even just “good”. Sweet, funny, caring, intelligent. I guess I’m really lucky. I hope my family reunion-type things are just as cool. My dad and his brothers have all these inside jokes; I never see my dad smile the same as when he’s with his brothers. Family is crazy. I know some who don’t really have families. At all. Man I should never complain again. Heh. Anyway, I got a 3.071 or something GPA first quarter of college. I don’t know how I did it. No fucking clue. I guess it’s my people skills and irresistible boyish charm. Right, good one Jonno. I used to not like “Jonno” cause Aaron would refer to me by that name, but my cousin Jason calls me Jonno, and my friend Xander calls me Jonno, and they are both really cool people. So it’s okay. I’m sleepy; We drove all last night, starting around 8:30, or 10:00. I forget. Didn’t sleep much. Oh Eli. Always spreadin’ yourself thin. Oh me, always doing the same, and vainly attempting to please everyone. Not attempting to stop, because I yearn for the attention it brings. Oh Warren, always friending it up. Oh Leena, always… always…always. *sigh* Oh Mandy Moore, always singin’ beautiful songs, never being mine. Oh you few that do -- caring about me, even though you never see me. I don’t get it. Oh emo endings to emo posts. Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: Breathe In - Frou Frou (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
1:31 am	Songs and Penis Get these Maybe: Eurodance(lol) Sailor Song - Toybox Pop/Alternative Flicks - Frou Frou I'd suggest songs of other genres, but that's about all I listen to. Poop. Oh, by penis I meant my life. So I'm home for the holy days, and so is my dad; joy. If any y'alls wanna hang during the week, gimme a let-know. Prolly going on a 2 crappy week crappy vacation. Fuck. No gf, no abs, no limb losses, some fun, some homework done and now... I don't know. I've been writing a short story-thing. Yeah I know. Yeah, it's lame and emo and blah, blah, blah yackity schmackity. Yes I will remember to make sure it is LJ cut when I post it. Anyway, Hope everyone is guut. I'm alive, and checking in. Now to sleep on my couch-bed. LOOK UP THOSE LYRICS ( and download the song to understand my mood at the exact, insignificant second in time this line of this journal entry was written!!) Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight. BYYYEEE ALLLLLL :-* :-* Current Mood: horny Current Music: The Hum of the A/C (20 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 7th, 2004
5:21 pm	Yeah, it's a Lyric Post 'Cause its all in my head I think about it over and over again I cant keep picturing you with him And it hurts so bad (yeah) Cause its all in my head I think about it over and over again I replay it over and over again And i can't take it I cant shake it(NO) Take that as you will! ( Some non-lyrical goings-on ) Since my last post, we've grown older. Current Mood: AnXiOuS!!!! Current Music: In Shadows and Dust - Kataklysm (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 17th, 2004
8:35 am	Whoa... Everyone, respond with your favorite explicatives (words/phrases shouted when excited, upset, etc.). To break the ice, I'll go first: Aw, Balls! (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 12th, 2004
5:23 pm	In Case Anyone Was Wondering... This Friday will be my last official Ultrazone experience before I begin the rigors of college life. SO, to celebrate, I will be.....going! AND, to help me celebrate,I invite you to... GO, too! Be there or be square. All are welcome, as always, but this time ALL all all all, not JUST All. There will be food (for sale at the restaraunts), fun (at the various shops and locations which provide services or sell products deemed "fun"), and entertainment (recieved from whatever the hell you find exciting). Show up around half past Whenever-ya-wanna-get-there, and be there till Ya-feel-like-leaving-o'clock! All you need to bring is yourself, and a good sense of humor. If ya don't have one, borrow one. I've got a few spare. The number at which you can contact me in case ya need any extra info, or simply for stalking purposes is: (818) 380-0827. Thanks for your time, and see ya there. Pop's the word. Get it? The opposite of Mum? As in, it's not something to be kept a secret? ... ... ...Yeeahhhh... you get the picture. Family picture!! Mum and Pop!! **ending puns** :* BYOBB* *extra B stands for BBBQ^ ^extra B is a typo (That last bit was a joke) (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 6th, 2004
2:18 pm	Day Twizz-oo (silent "w") ( Day 2 in england went something like... ) (Comment on this)
2:06 pm	Report of first day in England ( Read if you dare... ) (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
3:38 pm	SUPER HAPPY FUNSHOW ( Warning: Long story about day is within! Not for the faint of heart, or faint of butt! ) Luv, luv, luv Jonnie, Nny, Jon, Jonathan, Nahtanoj, Jonniethan, Jono, Johnny boy, Sug, Jon-Jon, Jonno, Slauson, Dick Chew, Vagigi Princess, Sexy Dentures, p.s. Let me know If I've left out any nicknames I have that you can think of! Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: The Postal Service - We Will Become Silhouettes (22 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 30th, 2004
1:05 am	Me. ( What else is worth discussing?) I'm going to England on tuesday at 6pm, I think, or on Wednesday sometime. I'm going for about a week or two, not sure. Better pack now... Current Mood: pensive Current Music: John Mayer - Neon (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
11:32 pm	Oohh... >.o When "going commando", or traversing the paths of a day with an "unfurnished basement", take EXTREME care when zipping and unzipping your pants. Getting caught does NOT just happen in the movies, and it DOES HURT. Not in like a "haha wow what a silly situation I am in!", but more like " OWWW oh my fucking god, AAHGHGH god why won't it come out?... Lord please let it come out!!!..Aah...Ow....Owwww...AGGHGHH!!" Edit: Also the same applies to when "freeballin'". Current Mood: anxious Current Music: As the Rush Comes - Motorcycle (19 Comments |Comment on this)